The Tales of Matt

Matt | 17 | "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams"

-Eleanor Roosevelt

Johnny Knoxville (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: veryhotbuns, via major-leaque)

Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it.


*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

(via cohortor)

blink-182 lyrics + snapchat

(Source: laz-aretto, via major-leaque)


judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

(via moistbottom)